Sunday, March 12, 2006

Tits

I wish there were no tits in the world.
They’re such a half measure.
They’re a sexual piece on every girl,
And are clearly used for pleasure.
The problem is, is isn’t fair.
What about us girls?
I want to see some hairy balls
In the pages of New of the World.
Even though they’re not that great,
And I think we’d prefer pecks.
I think it is the least we can do
To even out the sex.
It really is quite cheeky now.
That tits are on display.
And even though their common place,
They still not yet passé.
I think I’d rather there were none,
Than some defining gender,
As dump sexual animal scum,
That happen to be busty and slender.
My god we’re more than just these tits!
Pages Threes, are traitors to the cause.
Apart from having other bits,
We’re part of a far more intelligent clause.
And if the world can’t be this way.
Then lads, lets make it fair.
Get your sodding balls out,
And have a camera there.

6 Comments:

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8:21 pm  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I totally agree!

5:46 pm  
Blogger Buddah Moskowitz said...

Heavens! Such objectification!

I'd offer to show mine, but who wants to see a nobody's balls? Ask any man to see his balls, and he'll gladly acquiesce. Now, a celebrity's balls? That's noteworthy because who gets to see them ('cept their partners)?

To recap: a nobody male's balls aren't worth a peek, but any ole pair of tits are worth a look?

Talk about inflation!

6:31 pm  
Blogger Buddah Moskowitz said...

By the way, I loved your poem! I'm a real fan!

6:32 pm  
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